everything is terrible

ever-so-plucky:

Martin Freeman? One for you.

Andrew Scott? One for you, Andrew Scott, YOU GO, Andrew Scott!

And. Ugh. Stephen Moffat? Do we have a Stephen Moffat here?

It’s Steven.

Oh Steven! Here you go, one for you.

And none for Benedict Cumberbatch. BYE!

attractive person: hi
me: is this some kind of sick joke

all i want in life is to be famous enough for people to write bad erotic fanfiction about me 

sburbox:

2:50 ohh… time to sleep ~_~

sburbox:

2:50 ohh… time to sleep ~_~

zebeck:

WOW creep

god dirkuu is addicting as fuck

crowry:

crowry: ‘let’s at least get somewhere private! jeez!’
yummy: “IN THE MOVIES, SETTING DIDN’T MATTER.”
yummy: “CLAIM ME, MAKE THE OTHERS AWARE OF OUR BOND.”
crowry: fgdhfjhg
crowry: john covers his mouth and tucks him under his arm
crowry: and carries him to the kitchen
crowry: kanaya is in there bandaging rose’s neck
crowry: they all stop and stare at each other
crowry: karkat, wearing rose’s nightdress.
crowry: kanaya’s mouth, a little red.
crowry: rose, a little pale.
crowry: john, carring his boyfriend around under his arm
crowry: no one wins in this situation
crowry: john leaves and no one ever speaks of it again
yummy: Karkat only squeals an awkward noise when lifted
yummy: thats all you hear
yummy: as he walks off
crowry: gkdfajhs
crowry: he just
crowry: picks karkat back up and leaves

crowry:

crowry: ‘let’s at least get somewhere private! jeez!’

yummy: “IN THE MOVIES, SETTING DIDN’T MATTER.”

yummy: “CLAIM ME, MAKE THE OTHERS AWARE OF OUR BOND.”

crowry: fgdhfjhg

crowry: john covers his mouth and tucks him under his arm

crowry: and carries him to the kitchen

crowry: kanaya is in there bandaging rose’s neck

crowry: they all stop and stare at each other

crowry: karkat, wearing rose’s nightdress.

crowry: kanaya’s mouth, a little red.

crowry: rose, a little pale.

crowry: john, carring his boyfriend around under his arm

crowry: no one wins in this situation

crowry: john leaves and no one ever speaks of it again

yummy: Karkat only squeals an awkward noise when lifted

yummy: thats all you hear

yummy: as he walks off

crowry: gkdfajhs

crowry: he just

crowry: picks karkat back up and leaves

froggy-fran:

lokiet:

how overused.
“you’re a nice guy but that just won’t do”
please tell me that the fandom still exists ;-; I want to draw for it!! D:
hahah how many people are real in this pic?!! lol 1
see the whole picture here! http://lokiescape.deviantart.com/art/Greed-ler-Nice-guy-but-that-just-won-t-do-302527003

hello gorgeous

froggy-fran:

lokiet:

how overused.

“you’re a nice guy but that just won’t do”

please tell me that the fandom still exists ;-; I want to draw for it!! D:

hahah how many people are real in this pic?!! lol 1

see the whole picture here! http://lokiescape.deviantart.com/art/Greed-ler-Nice-guy-but-that-just-won-t-do-302527003

hello gorgeous

kilehye:

the world needs more Davecest
scene from a fic I really like

kilehye:

the world needs more Davecest

scene from a fic I really like

the-disco-king:

rottenmeats:

hipstermalik:

HTERE’S MORE OF HIM

how do you emote like that how do faces work like that tELL ME I MUST KNOW JOKER MAN

Faces are made of rubber, duh

ohaiena:

blogsaretough:

What if men were photographed the way women typically are? 

it would be super hot, that’s what

butts

whatnobrono:

Anonymous asked:
can u please draw dirk getting fingerbanged by a drone. omg


omg indeed.

whatnobrono:

can u please draw dirk getting fingerbanged by a drone. omg
omg indeed.
napalmarts:

Last thing I drew in the stream

napalmarts:

Last thing I drew in the stream

This is from a thread on MSpaint forums.

ask-di-stri:

thecaptainoftardis:

Head nipples, lol.

pancakestein:

vexatiousidler:

Dave went on a little adventure, but little did he know what repercussions it would bring…

COMIC WAS MADE BY THE AWESOME PANCAKESTEIN WHO YOU CAN FIND OVER HERE: http://pancakestein.tumblr.com

FEMALE VOICES BY THE ALSO AWESOME SACCHARINESINGER WHO YOU CAN FIND HERE: http://saccharinesinger.tumblr.com


Male voices and Editing done by myself, I’m over here: http://vexatiousidler.tumblr.com

SO YEAH I DID A THING YOU GUYS

HAVE FUN

I’M ACTUALLY REALLY PROUD OF THIS ONE

i’m fucking screaming vex you and your buddies are so amazing i can’t